WELCOME to THE SUCCESS
IN LOVE WEBPAGE…..where you will LEARN HOW TO BE LUCKY IN LOVE,
UNION is accomplished by NOT throwing yourself into your
sweetie’s arms like a hot, semi-raw hamburger patty throwing itself off the
grill onto the waiting bun screaming ‘take me! HERE”S
THE MUSTARD!’
MARRIAGE is accomplished with patience, wisdom and will
power. Remember the way ULYSSES was able to listen to the SIRENS sing without
throwing himself into the drink to die like all the other sailors? He did it BY
tying himself to the ship’s mast. THAT MAST for you…IS THE
MAGICAL RULE BOOK that YOU WILL LEARN HERE AT THE
NEW SCHOOL FOR SUCCESS IN LOVE.
Just a sample
rule: You must find SAFETY in NUMBERS. Yes!
PLURAL MEN! You must force yourself to date many men without getting entangled
with any single one of them. You
must force yourself to go out with NERDS and goofballs and RICH OLD FARTS and
snores and straights and respectful fools as well as the hotties --- and be
perfectly content with all of them, treating them all the same, polite, warm
way. It is thru being seen ‘out and about’ with many men and NOT ALWAYS being
available for that man you dig so much that you DO NOT circulate and meet every
eligible in your town and get the full selection.
It is precisely THAT clearheaded control that YOU feel
when they all want you and you’re in the catbird seat, along with the dizzied,
sweating COMPETITIVENESS – that
uncertainty --which the man feels when
you’re NOT free next Saturday night….that makes a man go nuts for you, desire
you above all, PROPOSE MARRIAGE and reallyVALUE and CHERISH YOU forever after.
REMEMBER! Confessing that you adore him makes HIM BELIEVE
that he owns your butt. Think back to the poor, plantation slaves. His OWNING
your butt is guaranteed to make him misuse you. GUARANTEED. You become
ineffective the second you give your heart to him. SO if your heart is HIS, if
it’s GIVEN --- keep that misfortune a secret, damnit! Be ENIGMA wrapped in
MYSTERY -- enshrouded in MONA LISA SILENCE!
HERE AT
“LUCK IN LOVE” FREE SEMINARS AND TRAINING
you are going to learn HOW TO KISS a hundred FROGS not only to find out which
one is really a prince ( Nobody needs to teach you how to fall madly in love with
that prince. You’re good at that! -- But the gift is to stay so damn busy that
your favorite prince does NOT know you’re mad for him. The second he knows it,
and that there is no FIELD, he’s the MAIN HOT ITEM, he drives the car. He owns
your butt. He’s had you even if he strictly hasn’t yet… and as soon as he
lunches on your feathered, sweet chick body, he’s no longer all that
interested. Cuz he got your soul then your body in two gulps! Who needs to go
back to BURGER WORLD after you had that feast? You certainly don’t need to BUY
BURGER WORLD!
MEN
ONLY LOVE A RECEDING TARGET that piques
their appetite. The burger they can sniff, smell, the scent of all those
pickles, that ripe tomato but they haven’t go anything in their pockets, their
pants that will BUY that burger for them, so they HAVE TO BUY BURGER WORLD!
So date
with bright eyes, a smile, be yourself but be distant. Unavailable. If they’re
gentlemen, you’re always polite. If a guy goes nuts and gets pushy, this man is
encroaching on your future, your children’s future, maybe in an impatient or
manipulative way, that man would NOT be a candidate to be father to YOUR UNBORN
KIDS. IN such a context, you have to ACT LIKE A ANIMAL REGULATION OFFICER with
a LOOP leash and cage and PUT HIM away and DOWN.
So be
whimsical and light. If he buttonholes you, say ‘Did I give that impression?
Well if I did, I changed my mind.’ Girls don’t have to make their minds up.
It’s an unwritten rule. We are feeling and tender, not rational. We are right
brained. We get to change our minds or be uncertain. I don’t care if you’re a
PHD impersonate a ditz!
The
rules help us KEEP OUR POWDER DRY.
If
you’ve ever strayed off the safe path into PASSION
LAND, you know that you end up addicted to
the guy, on that MAN’s TROPHY SHELF in his closet as Miss “SURE THING.” He’s
still cruising the boulevards of life while you’re waiting for HIM TO CALL YOU
UP, waiting for him to TAKE YOU OUT, waiting by that telephone, utterly
lovesick.
THE
SHELF GIRL will have him come when he pleases and leave when he pleases and
date whomever ELSE he pleases, cuz you gave him control, babe.
Then
when your screws are coming outta your head, he will walk out on you as he’d
had enough of your insanity…. Hey, You don’t want to go there again. Yet
sensible women go there TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
THE
LUCK IN LOVE site will be your l’il buddy system to keep you on the straight
and narrow. TO keep you pointed toward the MOUNTAINS OF MATRIMONY. We will
eventually have SISTERHOOD ads and CONVERSATION CHAT ROOMS and the whole nine
yards. We will have groups in every city in AMERICA (Franchise is free) and you
will run that group in your area by finding a shrink to talk at the podium and
you will make a million a year doing it, help her sell her tapes, books and
radio show. And you can use this website for free to announce your presence in
that city.
WHY should this world have GROUPS that teach MATRIMONY? Cuz honey, what you’ve got is verrry limited in SHELF time. By AGE 25, you are OLD LUNCH MEAT. They don’t put half price on old lunch meat. IT CANNOT BE GIVEN AWAY. Only a few old roués and jades will fool around with tainted, old, unfresh meat. You don’t want one of those guys, sweetie.
I have helped thousands of women through the shoals of passion. (Shoals are what ships crash on). Pulling in all those crushed bodies taught me that the only safe place for a woman to walk is the STRAIGHT AND NARROW ROAD.
The
payoff you don’t want is having ten boyfriends over two decades, sequential
monogamies, getting older, wiser, wrinkled and fat, binging your way thru
break-ups, having to do fix-up dates where the guy never calls back, then doing
web-singles ads the rest of your life.
That
lifestyle is a sad reality, today. I do palms, horoscopes in
California and I see that 99% of the Hollywood women are in that emotionally
“frizzy” condition. So it’s time to rein in the pinwheel spinning madly and
center yourself and slow down and pause and meditate on ‘what you do is what you are is what you get!”
If you
play the LIFE GAME by the rules you win. If you don’t play the game by the rules now,
while you’re young, a decade down the line you’ll be single, with huge regrets,
struggling to pay rent, sleeping on people’s couches. If you’ve already made
all those mistakes, you can still be lucky. Perhaps you’ll care enough about
teaching younger women not to make the very same, foolish mistakes that you’ll be running
the LUCK IN LOVE
SEMINARS in your town, making a lot of money doing it, and doing dharmic
work for the planet, and actually be right here in cyberspace teaching at a
website, like me or even with me.
So,
you’ve read this far, now your reward. Enter
the Totally FREE “SUCCESS IN LOVE” SEMINARS by clicking--- HERE.
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